Critic Critic

 

For all you critics here’s your chance

We’ll make the artists do a little dance

If they’re good they’ll probably write a book

If there not they’ll surely get the hook

Critic Critic Yes I make up all the rules

Critic Critic Talk talk is what I do

 

Well I make no bones about throwing stones

And I never think about my glass walled home

Now we’ll decide who’s good or bad

We really dig the art we really understand

Critic Critic Now I make up all the rules

Critic Critic  Talk talk is what I do

 

You know in today’s modern techno a-go-go world

everybody thinks they can be an artist.

You need proof, go up on the interweb and look around.

Everybody has a movie tuber showing their art off.

But how do you know if it’s any good? That’s where I

come in I’m a critic and I’m here to help

 

We Eat All Art

 

Well I like to think I lend a helpful hand

We teach the artists so they’ll understand

And we show the artist just how they rate

We know all the answers and we’ve got good taste

So sing for your supper

 

Critic Critic I make up all the rules

Critic Critic Talk talk is what I do

Critic Critic Well I hope you understand

Critic Critic Try to lend a helping hand, that’s what I do